vurtial:

Its all fun and games until you cum all over your bed

(via junkie-junior)

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via junkie-junior)

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

(Source: tasteofavery, via junkie-junior)

lol-sobbing:

*thinks about the future for three seconds*

*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*

(Source: , via junkie-junior)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

(via leslytheloser)